why I will never, ever, have a hunting license...

Seeing this (below) down the road yesterday, I whipped the car around and made a beeline for it, thinking I'd seen the biggest gobbler in my life:

Turns out, I am the giant turkey in the story.....

Once again, by taking zoom shots of the neighbors' trash, I am confirming what many have long suspected....

.....I need to get my eyeglasses prescription filled.

That IS what you were thinking, right? RIGHT?!